TESLA CYBERTRUCK: A CRASH TEST DEATH TRAP

EV Channels Review

This report critically examines the Tesla Cybertruck, retracting previous criticisms and focusing on a concerning crash test analysis. The reviewer, John Cadogan, initially apologized for calling the Cybertruck names like 'cyber urinal' and 'cyber trough,' admitting it was a mistake. However, new information, primarily from a crash test comparison video by YouTuber 'VoiceOfThunder' (Philip E. Mason), leads to a starkly different conclusion. The analysis, based on overlaying official crash footage of a Ford F-150 and the Cybertruck, suggests the Cybertruck's rigid structure, while potentially offering a perception of strength, results in a significantly shorter stopping distance for the dummy's head. Applying Newtonian physics, Cadogan argues this shorter distance translates to higher impact forces on the occupant, making the F-150, which allows for greater head travel and thus lower forces, the safer vehicle in a 35 mph frontal crash. The reviewer concludes that for survival, one would prefer to be in an F-150 during such an impact, dubbing the Cybertruck a 'cyber coffin.'